Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
"I prefer feeling sexy in my clothes and make up for me rather than feeling sexy for men or the masculine idea of sexy" Leighton Meester
Discussing the Young Blood Chronicles
The Maze Runner stills
some more mermaid ideas
50 Days of Jesse Eisenberg - 2/50
I have terrible, terrible, and I still do…I have terrible separation anxiety. So much so when I was in first grade I cried every day, really, without exception, everyday. So much so that the bus driver every Friday, if I didn’t cry everyday that week, will give everybody candy, on Friday. So every Friday you’ll hear like from two blocks away, everybody chatting on the bus “don’t cry Jesse, don’t cry Jesse” […] and that’s how we knew the bus was coming.
- Jesse Eisenberg
omg this was the greatest thing to ever happen in a gag reel ever!!!
"I wanna be a better man, Elena. I need you. Please come home."
all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer
april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.
back in boston…back when i was bitten, i wasn’t alone…my best friend was there.
The Great Unanswered Question:
What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias